30 Awesome WhatsApp and Facebook Status Ideas 2017

Facebook and WhatsApp are two of the most famous social media platforms that people from all over the world use. What makes using these platforms interesting is uploading an amazing and heart touching status. People use these applications to connect with their friends, family, and loved ones in the world. Updating a status allows you to express your feeling and thoughts easily along with a cool profile photo. If you are new on social media, here are some amazing, interesting, heart touching, and funny WhatsApp and Facebook status ideas to help you be cool among your friends.

Funny Status Ideas

1. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so that people visit more often.
2. Diets are hard because I get hungry.
3. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
4. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me!!!
5. Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
6. I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
7. Please be patient coz even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
8. Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
9. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
10. If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

Cool Status Ideas

11. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
12. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
13. When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
14. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
15. Mathematics may not teach us how to add happiness or how to Minus sadness.

But, it does teach one important thing..!

“Every PROBLEM has a SOLUTION”.

Attitude Status Ideas

16. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
17. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
18. Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
19. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
20. My silence does not mean that I quit… It simply means that I do not want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!

Romantic Status Ideas

21. Sometimes People Try To Expose What’s Wrong With You,
Because They Can’t Handel What’s Right About You….
22. I love you more than you will ever know. You’re all that I need.
23. I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love.
24. I fell in love because of your words, and I got hurt because of them too!
25. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Sad Status Ideas

26. My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
27. I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
28. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
29. People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
30. It’s sad to be happy alone.